even the birds
playing chicken

tim and i had a modern day mexican stand-off last night:
i threatened to throw away my birth control.
he threatened to let me.
i ended up taking the dang pill.

beyonce just looks so cute pregnant, and we’re the same age, and i was jealous, and…

will someone just please give tim a job already?!

(insert my face here »
some of us aren’t smart enough to be funny with photoshop) 

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